In Roswell, we stumbled upon something remarkable, only to realize it was not so remarkable after all. A questionable narrative emerged regarding a major misidentification by our military. Reports of sightings and abductions echoing similar accounts, along with testimonies from Area 51 personnel about clandestine operations, suggest a genuine occurrence, now recognized as UAPs. Recently released footage showcasing these objects seemingly defying physics led the military to acknowledge a tactical setback. However, the simplest explanation may not derive from the most complex theories. So, why are we so quick to attribute these phenomena to extraterrestrial sources?

Previously, the simplest explanation was to dismiss the occurrences entirely, but it appears that whatever is happening might very well have origins right here on Earth. The resources we have are significantly more plentiful compared to other possibilities. It seems more plausible that these supposed alien encounters are actually our long-lost relatives who diverged from the human lineage to explore the depths beneath the surface. After 300,000 years, it’s conceivable that a subterranean civilization could develop features like grey skin, large sensitive eyes, and slender physiques. Just like Darwin’s finches, there is far more evidence supporting evolution than for intelligent life being far away, capable of reaching us here. The time spent in space would indeed result in individuals having wide eyes and slim bodies, as sustenance and hydration present a significant challenge for space travel. In contrast, our Earth-dwelling relatives might have adapted to foraging for roots, grubs, and the occasional squirrel. But what about their hydration?

It’s “Almost Aliens,” yet we never quite reach the point where Lester Holt interviews a “Gray” for a Dateline segment. Why is it so challenging for us to capture one of these beings and uncover their secrets? Is Roswell merely a tale of a family vacation gone awry? Did an extraterrestrial father mistakenly navigate off course in their family saucer? Did they crash and inadvertently reveal the existence of a “secret civilization”? Now that we’ve confirmed UAPs are not balloons, but that balloons can be UAPs, doesn’t this scenario seem more plausible than a military fully capable of identifying what they discovered but failing to do so? If Lester Holt had been around, we would have had the entire story by 5 PM. Or, conversely, perhaps an advanced civilization, far beyond us, occasionally makes errors that lead to exposure. The notion of intergalactic travel and life thriving on the moon's dark side seems like a leap. Even NASA downplayed Buzz Aldrin's claims of seeing “Jetsons” during the Apollo 11 mission. It’s more likely he lost a panel from the lunar lander than to have spotted extraterrestrial beings. Even the best experts can err; I am a grounded skeptic.

Crop Circle season has commenced. Year after year, we are reminded of our ignorance regarding these occurrences. Two meticulously crafted designs emerged in April and May, created with precision and without detection. Farmers typically dislike losing their crops overnight and having throngs of people trampling through their fields the next day. The idea that this is merely a hoax doesn't hold up against the facts. After these formations appear, radiation has been noted in the affected areas, as if it weakens the crops. Essentially, it contaminates the food supply and underlying aquifer. If these forces were friendly, we’d be discussing neatly harvested grains with flair. Whatever is behind this phenomenon would face serious consequences if caught in the UK.

Theories involving rolling pins or individuals in oversized clown shoes have been ruled out. It’s unlikely we would have overlooked such a clumsy method.

This particular design features intricate braids, reminiscent of a group of enthusiastic Girl Scouts earning badges for their overnight escapade. “Careful with that Gamma-Ray gun, girls.” Their cookies bear a striking resemblance to crop circles, especially the Trefoils, and these youngsters are far more likely to be responsible than some beings tying bows on food supplies from countless breakfasts ago. Unfortunately, the area of “Little Down, by Chute Causeway, Nr. Hippenscombe, Wilts” lacks Girl Scouts, and locals would regard such a notion with skepticism. There’s no straightforward explanation for the elaborate braiding, but it illustrates how far we are from comprehending the root causes of this phenomenon. Time and again, these formations arise without any evidence of farmers catching culprits mid-act. No cameras have captured ET wielding garden snips to outline fields of Oilseed Rape. The truth is, this mystery predates photography and has been documented in drawings.

While there have been imitators, they were quickly caught because they failed to replicate the finesse of the originals. They were merely Carl Sagan's missing link. When discussing crop circles, many people react with skepticism, claiming they are all hoaxes. Those who believe otherwise are often labeled as delusional. It’s disheartening to consider those who bravely share their experiences with UAPs/UFOs, only to face ridicule. Even scientists, who should uphold a higher standard, hastily dismiss such claims as the fantasies of attention-seekers. Carl Sagan was notorious for ridiculing these matters without presenting any factual basis.

The evidence suggests a purely terrestrial origin. I doubt anything else is even “Almost” feasible. You should accept this too, based on the facts. Picture Carl saying, “billions and billions” repeatedly. Your agreement is not with my opinion but with the evidence. There’s a long way to go with very few facts backing the existence of extraterrestrial beings visiting us, and similarly, attributing their consistent actions to natural phenomena, weather balloons, or other explanations is equally challenging.

Once, these crop circles were dismissed as a necessary evil attributed to the devil. UAPs likely require some form of sustenance to function, perhaps hydrogen. Initially simple circles have evolved into complex designs, sometimes echoing current events, like representations of the COVID-19 virus at the pandemic's onset. A drone can easily carve a timely image into a field if sourced locally; it becomes difficult if we start considering distant origins. Interstellar travel poses significant challenges regarding fuel. Observations indicate that these formations are local phenomena, with dedicated researchers studying them, adamant that it would be a grave mistake to dismiss them as mere fads or pranks.

I recently watched a Dateline episode featuring a tragic story where a woman died after slipping in the shower, right after revealing her intention to divorce her affluent husband. Experts conducted investigations and concluded she fell; a tragedy indeed. However, a former employee of the husband claimed he was guilty, insisting that all expert conclusions were flawed. She was determined to share her theory, grabbing attention from anyone willing to listen, eventually leading her to Dateline NBC. Here, scientists made swift assumptions about the case.

One scientist, initially skeptical, agreed to re-examine the evidence, revealing a horrifying scene that suggested foul play. The doctor was acquitted for a time but ultimately found guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, despite family members continuing to support him.

The simplest explanation often lies right in front of us, yet there remains a small percentage of the population that misses it. We pretend to possess all the answers while we continue to overlook the truth. Our most knowledgeable individuals in these fields sometimes do not know. What if the existence of UAPs is merely a fleeting phenomenon? The prevailing belief seems to be that these objects must originate from distant realms, or that they are advanced technologies acquired by individuals like Kim Jong-un through dubious means.

The technological leap we observe is staggering. These entities defy known laws of physics, transitioning silently from water to air without any visible propulsion. While some speculate that they originate from elsewhere, it is far simpler to assert that they might have local origins, as the fundamental issue of interstellar travel—fuel—remains unresolved. These sightings lack any evidence of propulsion or energy use, and an electromagnetic field might better explain their behavior.

If there’s a common thread uniting these stories, it is undoubtedly water—beyond sunlight, the only thing worth traversing the Milky Way for. Our drought crisis could find resolution if we can decode the motives of our fellow Earthlings. After all, we all share this planet.

Let me clarify, amidst the clamor, that we have been aware of our impending ecological crisis for some time. One potential remedy for the drought is to forge alliances with the creators of these UAPs, who may be patiently waiting for us to abandon our resources. There’s no need for violent actions; a gradual acquisition of water and resources could lead to a mutually beneficial arrangement, perhaps even a Crop Circle message saying “LET’S COLLABORATE!” Otherwise, our precious resources may be systematically drained by hidden entities. The moment you catch a glimpse of Elon Musk’s Starlink, you’ll momentarily become a believer.

My favorite television genre revolves around shows and documentaries about aliens and extraterrestrial encounters, including ancient connections to artifacts. Yet, even William Shatner harbors doubts. While the narratives are captivating and possess some research, they often fit neatly into the extraterrestrial box. Mutilations, lunar sightings attributed to Neil Armstrong, and encounters at nuclear sites are all linked to outer space, but the true commonality is water. Evidence for interstellar travel remains elusive, leaning more toward local phenomena with regional infrastructure. Until someone can directly question these beings about their origins and methods of arrival, we’re left with countless episodes of Ancient Aliens that fail to deliver substantive answers. They may be entertaining, but ultimately they amount to an “Ancient Aneurysm.”

Now, feel free to hit that clap button for our undercover extraterrestrial friends and share your thoughts on these ideas.