Chapter 1: The Shifting Inner Core

The possibility that Earth's inner core has ceased its rotation and may even reverse direction has sparked numerous inquiries about the potential repercussions. Here are some of the most frequently asked questions regarding this intriguing transformation.

Will our planet still retain the name Earth?

No, it will be referred to as Htrae. Haven't you ever read a comic book?

Will Bizzaro Jerry become the regular Jerry?

Indeed. Conversely, the regular Jerry will take on a humorous persona.

How will this affect the alphabet?

Starting March 1, texts in Arabic and Hebrew will flow from left to right, whereas English will be read from right to left. Thus, the sentence will appear as follows:

.siht ekil nettirw eb lliw ,neht ,ecnetnes sihT

Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, and Korean scripts will still be vertical, but they'll be read bottom to top.

On that note, MSG will be